My burrito keeps me warm.
- North
Tag Results for “ripostes”
They really liked my tomatoes!
- Arune
I Googled "nuts", and a relationship was formed.
- Emily
I feel like I'm treading Jell-O today.
- Melisa
Why do you hate me so much?
- Katerina
When I type, I like to pretend I'm playing the piano.
- Emily
…maybe i should start a blog.
...maybe i should start a blog. The world deserves to know what I ate today. That makes for good reading.
Braced like a seabird.
- Kenn
Went to Walgreens at lunch and now I have 6 pack abs.
- Josh
I need to borrow ten thousand dollars immediately.
- Resolvatron
Knowing that our internet at work was going to be down for 2 hours... I somehow also thought, "Oh, shoot. I better get some water before it goes down, too." I think I equate lack of internet with life threatening situations.
- An odd split second of thought
Be obscure clearly! Be wild of tongue in a way we can understand!
- E.B. White