My burrito keeps me warm.
They really liked my tomatoes!
I Googled "nuts", and a relationship was formed.
Why do you hate me so much?
When I type, I like to pretend I'm playing the piano.
Braced like a seabird.
Went to Walgreens at lunch and now I have 6 pack abs.
I need to borrow ten thousand dollars immediately.
Knowing that our internet at work was going to be down for 2 hours... I somehow also thought, "Oh, shoot. I better get some water before it goes down, too." I think I equate lack of internet with life threatening situations.
Be obscure clearly! Be wild of tongue in a way we can understand!