Ripostes | Mingle

Hey, do you have a second for Bacon?

- Amber

I wish they made, like, six packs of sangria.

- Allyson

Should we consider an inflatable unicorn?

- Emily

My burrito keeps me warm.

- North

They really liked my tomatoes!

- Arune

I Googled "nuts", and a relationship was formed.

- Emily

Why do you hate me so much?

- Katerina

When I type, I like to pretend I'm playing the piano.

- Emily

Braced like a seabird.

- Kenn

Went to Walgreens at lunch and now I have 6 pack abs.

- Josh

I need to borrow ten thousand dollars immediately.

- Resolvatron