Hey, do you have a second for Bacon?
I wish they made, like, six packs of sangria.
Should we consider an inflatable unicorn?
My burrito keeps me warm.
They really liked my tomatoes!
I Googled "nuts", and a relationship was formed.
Why do you hate me so much?
When I type, I like to pretend I'm playing the piano.
Braced like a seabird.
Went to Walgreens at lunch and now I have 6 pack abs.
I need to borrow ten thousand dollars immediately.